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Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.

Moulin Rouge!

But the question is: If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters will flunk big time, and who will pass? In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out, and who will win a world war?

Another Round

"He's all bloody. Did you kill him?"

"He'll live."

The Outsider

We should get a bunch of kid sized real-dolls on this set. I always wanted to see what being a pedophile felt like... never-mind I already do!

The Machine

You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe. And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!

Christine

He already has. Regular or extra crispy. He was either referring to fried chicken or the electric chair.

Clear And Present Danger

“Don't get any cute ideas either. The only reason I saved your life... is because whatever is in your blood can save mine. If they corner us, suffer no delusions... I will kill you.”

Ultraviolet

I cannot accept your premise, Socrates. Affectability... progress... are vanities spawned by fear. A vanity spawned by fear. The aim of what you call civilisation is a man in a smokin' jacket, whiskey and soda, pressing a bottom... button, to destroy a planet a billion miles away, kill a billion people he's never seen.

Wake in Fright

Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

Alexander




"So you’re telling me there’s a chance ..."

Dumb And Dumber

Well the stake worked on my fucking leg. And she used the crucifix on Peter like a fucking pin cushion. And the garlic did fuck all!

Abigail

Ideals are peaceful. History is violent.

Fury

If you apologize because you are afraid, then you're a child, not a man.

To Sir, with Love

We cheat and deceive as we claw our way to the pinnacle of what we define as achievement. Superiority to other men.

A cure for wellness

I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

Arthur

I think you could have at least said something to the man last night. I mean, after all, he - was practically trying to rape me in front of the whole party.

Duel

They say there are five stages of grief. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Well, I'd like to add one more. Revenge

Cruella

Are you with someone? Does he go down on you? I do... That's what I like to do... I like the way it feels. I like the way it's just me and it... I wanna taste you. I like to slip my tongue inside you... just as you come.

Shame

Don't you try to bullshit me, boy. We're all on the hustle. I sell broads and dope and numbers. You sell crap and blue sky. It's all the same game.

Shaft

The sea is okay... But I'm going to the mountains. I have a plan. To start a community. An anarchist community. With some cows and sheep and garden... A self - sufficient culture, see? They did that in the 70's... but they failed, because they weren't real anarchists.

Engel & Joe


“You're gonna need a bigger boat.”